Muthu Oh Muthu!

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?Muthu : 13th OctoberInterviewer : Which year?Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked to Muthu at an interview... .Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

MUTHU & LONDON TRIPAfter returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?Wife : No! Why?Muthu : In London , a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?". . that's why....Wife : SHOCKED!

MUTHU & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Muthu whether any great man born in this village or not .. and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here ..."

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg andtold WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cutthe third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and orderedit walk! But cockroach didn't walk.Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.Muthu become a saint!

MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driveradjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife ? Sit back. I will drive.

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There hestarted washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was hedoing. Muthu pointed towards the board "WASHBASIN "

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught fireand how will you escape ?Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. :)

Oh .. i forgot . the funniest part ....
On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" on her rightchest ...
and he did it !