Lawak Dewasa

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A family are gathered round the table for their evening meal when the son turns to his father and asks "Dad how many types of boobies are there?"
Surprised his father answers, "well son there are 3 types.

In a womans 20's her breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30's to 40's they are like pears, still firm but hanging a bit.
In her 50's they are like onions.

"Onions?" what do you mean, the son asks
The father says "Yes" , when you see them, they make you cry!"

This infuriated the wife and daughter so much that the daughter asked her mother "Mum how many types of willies are there?
"The mother smiles sweetly and replies "well dear, a man goes through 3 phases in his life...

In his 20's, a mans willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30's and 40's, its more like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50's its like a Xmas tree."

"A Xmas tree?"the daughter asks.
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration!"