Lawak Kahwin : Sebelum & Sesudah

Marriage Life Before and After !!

Before marriage. > Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage. > Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage. >I die for you. . .
After marriage. >"You die, up to you. "
Lagi lama married. >You die I help you!

Before marriage. >You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. >You go anywhere. . up to you .
Lagi lama married. >You go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding >you are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding >"you get on my nerves. "

Before wedding>"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After wedding >"you are worse than godzila"

Before wedding
>Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding
>Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding >Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding >You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding >She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding >Don't know whether katak or biawak